77

(This is seven pictures in and my best option. He likes to make funny faces, scrunch his eyes or do a huge ridiculous smile.)

Jack-isms

"When I grow up, I am not going to work."

"Going to bed is not fun."

"It's OK, Mama. We can just clean it."

"I MISSED! Just a little bit."

"I don't like the 'Bama."
(This was said after I was on a week-long work trip in Alabama.)

"How about ... I have just two more bites and then I get ice cream!"

"My little cutie-atootie. Don't worry, Mama. I will fight the bad guys. No one will steal my baby."'
(This was out of nowhere. Not sure what he's worried about ...)

Me: "Jack, can you grab the baby wipes?"
Jack: "Well, Daddy's not doing anything. He could do it."

"This is my baby. Baby Rex. But you can call him Brennan."

"I'm a hero. I am your hero. Right, Mama?"

Jack:"Ga's ears are old."
Me: "What do you mean?"
Jack: "Ga's ears are old because sometimes he doesn't hear me."

"Stina! You can buy me a gift the next time I see you!"

"That's just kind of ridiculous, Mama!"
(This was after he saw the peach colored Easter Bunny taking pictures at the mall.)

Me: "It's time to turn off the TV."
Jack: "What? I only need five more shows!"

"Where are you going to sleep, Daddy?"
(After he and his brother took over our bed for the 10 days Joe was on the road, he wasn't ready to give his Daddy his place back.)

Jack:"Mama. Are the babies in your belly yet? Next time I want two babies. I want a boy and a gril. The boy will be Joe and the gril can be Mona."
Me: "Mona? Where did you come up with that?! What about Katie?"
Jack: "Well, that's just kind of ridiculous."